only in my head.

apathetic & ambivalent
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ruinedchildhood:

Remember the iCarly episode when Carly and Freddie have sex?

oh my gawd.

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just for memory purposes, BUSCH GARDENS

  1. breakfast
  2. traffic
  3. backing up, bumping into someone
  4. got in free
  5. drop tower
  6. swings
  7. alpengheist
  8. le scoot log flume. front.
  9. lunch at the smokehouse
  10. sleeping in darkastle
  11. verbolten
  12. roman rapids
  13. apollo’s chariot. back.
  14. escape from pompeii. front, hands up.
  15. drinks
  16. danlie working there. lololol
  17. davinci’s cradle. back
  18. battering ram. back
  19. cotton candy
  20. food show
  21. zip line
  22. lochness monster
  23. pirates show
  24. crushing that ice cream
  25. home

anonymous person whom i shall not name: you know he still sleeps with the pillow pet you gave him
me: he better! i still sleep with his clothes on...

i don’t even want a man anymore

i don’t need one. all they do is cause drama for me. this past period of my life has been so complicated because of them. i’m better off without one right now.

escobar: zzzzZZZZ
leslie: ooh! he's asleep lemme fart on him! *silent but deadly fart*
me: *laughing to hard, farts loud, falls off the bed*

i miss your kisses…

what’s wrong with you guys?!

first i hear about how the guy i’m still in love with doesn’t wanna admit he feels the same too, another ex wants to “talk” to me all of a sudden (i don’t know about what), and apparently i have my prom date’s heart…

I JUST MADE A COMMITMENT TO BEING SINGLE. awesome -_-

hungry & horny

uh oh. uh oh. uh oh. uh oh.

i’m like, torn between two guys.

there are specific reasons too. which is why I MUST STAY SINGLE.